Must have a word with Kensington & Chelsea Council about that inconveniently positioned lamppost just off the Portobello Road.

Normally I avoid it elegantly, but was not so successful after last Friday's triple gin & tonics Under the Westway.

The fracture, clearly visible on today's CT scan, would make any plastic surgeon worth his fat wages rub his rubber gloved hands.

But I'm currently in Norway, land of the vikings, and no such squeaky noises filled my ears.

Instead the consultant paused a bit before saying "Are you a model?" in a voice so a dead pan I couldn't tell whether or not his question was a rhetorical one.

A quick glance in the mirror reassured me it was.

Posted by Per on November 1, 2007 10:44 PM | Permalink

ooh!! Per ven!
I am really sorry about what happened...
God!
email me when you come back to god's country I wanna talk to you!
Get well really soon!

Ciao!
Maurizio

Posted by: maurizio | November 6, 2007 07:16 PM

Uff og uff! Jeg har lest et sted at vakre mennesker er vakre fordi ansiktene deres er symmetriske, og mennesket foretrekker det symmetriske framfor det usymmetriske. Vi vil ha harmoni i tilværelsesn, forståss. Har du forsøkt å knalle det andre øyet ditt inn i en lyktestolpe også. Resultatet ville kanskje vært forbløffende...Effekten kan jo eventuelt forsøkes i et fotorefigeringsprogram først.
Uansett: God bedring, og slipper de originale gjennom innlegg på norsk, montro?

Posted by: Per Helge Seglsten | November 6, 2007 10:52 PM

Bummer dude..All will be good I'm in town at the end of the month..
Tx

Posted by: Toby | November 7, 2007 05:51 AM

Fakin`ell man, hope you`ve recovered well.
you can email me a photo of this lamppost at portobello rd so ill chase him down and turn his lights off. for good!

Posted by: Pete | November 24, 2007 09:28 PM

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